What happens when a peasant becomes the Lord of All Things Dark and Mysterious?
Dirt will find out. Now he must keep the dark forces happy while defending his crown from rebellious vampires, a White Knight, and a devious toad. Can he convince them that he is worthy of ruling the Undead? Can he convince himself?
Dirt lives in a familiar landscape filled with skeletal fiends, goblins, and vampires. The story turns expectations upside down through the eyes of Dirt, Lord of All Things Dark and Mysterious, Bitz, the zombie butler, and Urgh, Captain of the Goblin Horde. They share an insider’s view of the monsters that haunt our nightmares. Dirt, Bitz, and Urgh may find that there is more to life than being Undead in a land filled with mystery, danger, and mayhem.
Today may be a good day to die. After all, death is only the beginning. |